Tag: humor
group name: mindlessdrivel
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November 22, 2006 07:17 PM EST --
If you are in the nursing profession or are friends with someone who is, then you know that we have a morbid sense of humor. Well, at least most of the nurse's do that . . .
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February 19, 2007 06:40 AM EST --
I have been working in a pharmacy for a few years now and it always amazes me that people don't listen to what you are saying. Our normal procedure, to make sure the right medication is going . . .
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July 12, 2007 03:40 AM EDT --
Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
Reposting since I learned how to imbed URLs.
Officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to . . .
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May 29, 2007 12:24 PM EDT --
This "recipe" is posted in relation to a request for General Tso's Chicken recipes in Sandy Knauer's Article.
Kiddies, don't try this one at home.
First, take one chicken, preferably . . .
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September 12, 2007 08:50 PM EDT --
What's the feeblest excuse you've ever come up with for missing a deadline? Inspiration for this morning's blog refuses to appear in my head so I thought I'd better come up with a . . .
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January 10, 2007 05:09 PM EST --
The First Day of Kindergarden
I was screaming at the top of my lungs like I was being mauled by lions on that fateful day in 1984. It was my first day of Kindergarden, and I thought . . .
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February 11, 2007 12:54 AM EST --
Three strings walked into a bar and sat down together at a table. After sitting for a while, one of the strings became impatient and called for a waiter and ordered three beers. The waiter . . .
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September 06, 2007 07:59 PM EDT --
Oh this was too funny. Yesterday in Sydney, where the APEC summit is taking place amidst the tightest security ever seen in this country, a bunch of ratbags from our comedy show The Chaser's War on . . .
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September 17, 2007 10:45 PM EDT --
I think not. But that's just tough because I'm going to give it a shot anyway.
And I'm going into this knowing full well the inherent dangers of doing so, as expressed in this quote from The . . .
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November 28, 2006 05:08 AM EST --
(I worked all day on monday, so please forgive my lateness)
Den dare was da time dat Guidry boy went to da lumberyard, Fred Mills lumber yard and he said he wanted to buy some 4 by 2's and Mr. Fred . . .
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December 15, 2006 03:12 PM EST --
Once upon a time, in a kingdom known as The Internet, there dwelt a quaint village called Gather. Now, this place wasn’t very large as such villages go, but it touted itself . . .
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January 11, 2007 11:48 AM EST --
Dear Friends and Enemies, the Apathetic, and to The People I Do Not Know Yet (especially if you are non-Gather Members):
I'm sad to report that lately my Cranky Level has been notched up a few bars, . . .
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March 08, 2007 05:50 AM EST --
1. My dear old computer stopped working a couple of weeks ago. It was devastating. It is fixed now and I have been undevastated.
2. Over the past few months I've been experiencing . . .
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April 09, 2007 07:33 PM EDT --
Nonetheless a few of my gather pals tagged me some weeks ago and not wishing to appear churlish I explored the depths of the inner me and dragged out what I could find in the area of weirdness. Then I . . .
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September 10, 2007 04:11 AM EDT --
A couple of years ago, before I resigned myself to writing lighthearted blogs about my life, Orstraliana or whatever occurs to me from time to time, I thought I wanted to write fiction. I entered a few . . .
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September 10, 2007 07:43 PM EDT --
In a recent article I used the Orstralian exclamation ‘Fair suck of the saveloy!' and a few readers were unsure of its meaning.
I've since learned that the term saveloy itself is mysterious . . .
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December 15, 2006 09:21 PM EST --
by David the Dogman
DON'T let your dog sleep in your bed. It will cause aggression problems down the road.
DON'T make your dog sleep in a crate. Crate is just another word for small cage. . . .
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December 18, 2006 01:56 PM EST --
This sounds typical to me. It was posted on a website with no author listed.
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't . . .
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August 14, 2007 09:41 PM EDT --
I had one of those "moments" today, the kind where you realize as soon as you finish saying something that it just didn't sound RIGHT.
Since my two youngest children are fairly young, . . .
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June 05, 2007 10:44 AM EDT --
I wonder how true some of these would be. What do you think? This came in my email.
If men got pregnant ...
Maternity leave would last two years ... with full pay.
There would be a cure for . . .
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